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Posted on 28th Jul at 11:27 PM, with 149,876 notes
joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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Posted on 6th Jul at 2:12 AM, with 283,825 notes

olddcassettes:

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

Yes

Posted on 18th May at 5:14 PM, with 11 notes

theg0dwarrior:

You do know I can go to your place of work & act a fucking fool too, right?

But I wont.

Posted on 1st May at 1:06 AM, with 40,859 notes
moves-like-turner:

pantone2955c:

eat-at-eriks:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Frog on Glass

If I fits I sits.

Reblogging for that comment

at first I was like “what kind of whacky-ass avocado is this”

moves-like-turner:

pantone2955c:

eat-at-eriks:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Frog on Glass

If I fits I sits.

Reblogging for that comment

at first I was like “what kind of whacky-ass avocado is this”

Posted on 26th Apr at 4:10 AM, with 380,017 notes

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

Posted on 22nd Apr at 1:37 AM, with 236,088 notes
tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

Posted on 18th Apr at 3:14 AM, with 4 notes

The bep and his new favorite toy

Posted on 7th Apr at 1:10 PM, with 29,152 notes

crotchetybushtit:

maatuultulivesi:

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

Posted on 6th Apr at 7:55 PM, with 202,759 notes
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